Yeah "Holly Cow" as my title... Where the hell did my friends and stalkers go, right? Numbers of viewers have dramatically dropped since I got busy (and lazy).
I hope they'll get back in here... But it doesn't matter anyway, I'm sure I'll get some new stalkers later... HAHA...

-BANG!- EDITED - Took me some free times from 3 days to finish this post!
You don't need to read all. Just look at the titles in bold to know what each subject is about. My longest ever!

Hacking my own lost password?

Talking about "lost password", some people might be wondering, "dude I thought you were a deadly hacker"... That's right... I secured my password so much that I couldn't crack them by myself... And oh yeah, using "social engineering" on myself didn't work either (pfhaha what a rotten joke)... Old stuff in cookies, temp* were gone, the website has registered the password but once again, it's crypted... And to decrypt it, well, it's like a 1 000 bucks budget for me... That's how much of an effort it's demanding for a lazy person like me. Yeah, I would steal passwords if you pay me 1 000 bucks but then again, I can't pay myself to find this one... This password of mine... Yet the most logical and comfortable way to recover my own damn password was to be civilized first. If it doesn't work, I might have to go to "desperate mode" someday. Fortunately, it worked. Always be civilized first...

Downtown Montreal - My flirt stories

I've been there quite often nowadays around 5pm to 9pm. As usual, when I have my longer stylish hair, I'm being flirted or "looked at" by Asian girls way more than white girls... And recently, with my short hair, it's the opposite... And I personally don't think I am handsome... I think it's my way of looking and smiling... I think I've broken my personal record of "numbers of girls flirting me in one day"... Here's how I go... I'm really enjoying this kind of "move"... I feel like I'm back in "playboy mode" but with strangers instead of school mates...
Before I cross the streets on a red light (like a typical Montreal pedestrian), I was being followed by a girl so I was waiting for the green light this time (like an outsider) to let her walk pass me. But she was waiting with me (like an outsider as well), and two hot chicks across the streets were walking towards me (like typical Montreal pedestrians, since the light was still red) so I stared at them with a look of "Ahhh crap I forgot to cross the street... a car is coming..."... I mean, really stare! HAHA! And the girls were like "Yay!" looking at me and raising arms together, so I was smiling/laughing and they tapped my back, smiling too and I swear I had plenty time to ask them out or something because my smile seems to be like a magnet (as they stood there waiting for me to say something) but I was like "I'll get you girls one day... Anyway, I gotta go!" ( "Je vais vous avoir un jour, les filles! En tout cas, faut que j'y aille!" in French... as it sounds more normal in French because in English, I would sound like a sexual predator... "I'm gonna get you girls! *Drools*" )... and no I'm not regretting that... They're hot but not my types to have as long term relationship. They were "Hot for one-night-standing" type of girls... HAHA! I vow to myself to be as clean as possible before heading to a serious relation. As I was crossing the street, the girl who was waiting for the green light with me was also crossing the street but... very close to me, right next to me so I had to look at her with a "o_º" look... She was looking at me with little eyes of "wow you damn playboy I suspect you" hahaha! So I was doing a "oops" face and she laughed and I was smiling and doing the with one hand and somehow she took that hand... Right... So I had an average looking girl with sexy body on high heels boots holding my hand while walking. Strange but I felt like it was normal when it's not supposed to be normal... So near Eaton Center, I was like "Alright, I'm gonna have to go there so... Erm I can take you shopping with me and maybe grab some foods if you're hungry..." <--- It came out really fast like that though inside of me, I didn't really wanna ask her out hahaha! Just feeling "polite". But she was like "Ah I gotta go to my class, but thank you! We should do this another time! What's your number?" and I was like D'OH in my mind... "Can I get yours instead? :) "
And I'm hoping she wouldn't wait for me on the street if I don't call her...
Don't wanna date her hahaha... Otherwise I'd be accompanying her to her class...
Then at the mall, I opened the door and saw a hot chick about to get in as well so I stayed there, holding the door and looking at her with a smile on my face (oh yeah I was soooo in the mood that day, smiling at everyone), then she took that door and smiled at me back, as a message "Thanks and now I'm holding that door for you mister". ... Weird move hahaha! "Eh?" and alright I walked in and we split up... Ok that was nothing much but I felt like... Wow what the heck is going on today... So many doors opened for me to make a move... I was wishing for a hot korean or chinese girl to... I dunno, be less shy and open a path for me to do something about it... HAHAHA just an expression. Didn't happen at all... They may only smile back but nothing else... Ahhh... I'll find that day... I'm confident it's gonna happen... My friends were like "I'm sure those girls want money from you" and I was like "Hell yeaaah! They won't get it!".

Youtube Time! Speed fighting demo! NPB's thoughts about street fighting.

Too long, the text was sent here, click!

Descriptions about the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVdzdKjGth0

Too long again, so same link as above!

MY PRIVATE YOUTUBE VIDEOS

Rules have changed. Only subscribers can add NPBxk as friend to view the private ones. Muhuhahaha! NPB's Way Private Videos are usually unwanted scenes or bloopers or too much for public. The Private options have changed. That's why my rules have changed along with it. A way to attract more curious people. Every single public video I make in NPBxk account must come with a private video. So the "accent" one will surely have one private video where I take it to another level. I've uploaded a part but deleted it because it was too short. I thought about making some "compiled parts" video instead, with more insane accents and more about my languages.
Anyway. Here's a screenshot of a private video.

You can see in the channel info, I would always update the "Number Of Uploaded Private Videos: **" part.

INCOMING VIDEOS CURRENTLY ON PROJECTS?



- Cartoon Sketch is a must. In my previous lost account, just with a "test" video, people were private messaging me on how great that was (the idea and all). So it's still on its way. The incoming one is... "Think positive". All comedy.


- "NPB's Way - Monopoly Here & Now Montreal" will be made. I've been "youtube searching around" for more but no one from my city has been ranting about it. So I'll do it for them.



- "NPB's Way - Online World" will be made. Oh hell yeah some people are gonna like me and some others are gonna hate me for that. Surprise. I'll be talking about a lot of victims. :P - No Screenshot -

- "Private - NPB takes his accents to another level". The title says it all... -SHHHHLING!- Imagine my accents in public version, multiplied by 5 times to sound even worse/crazier/funnier, sounding like one of the worst imigrants.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NPB'S WAY - ONLINE PREDATORS VIDEO?

I've finished it until I realized other comedians (not on youtube) performed the parody almost exactly the same way as I did (but they made "penguin and bear" thing, something like that). I didn't want to look like I stole the idea. Mine was half cartoon and half acting. I totally cancelled that video production.

I'm back

It's been so long I haven't done anything in this blog...
Mainly because I suddenly lost my password, I have like 20 complicated passwords to remember and I haven't written them anywhere hahaha but now I do, somewhere in my book, as I'm getting old... (21).

I recovered the password thanks to the main service helping me... I could never do it since the "lost password" thing would only allow me to put "repentigny_blue_sunny_boy_shiraz_893" and nothing more... They wouldn't offer such help in English so hopefully I know them French staff... :P (Yes this service is originally ruled by French people and I think I've repeated it many times)... I asked them to stretch that field so I could put my whole long email address... And yessss thanks, they did... Haha...

Well, now I have so much to say, I won't say anything until new interesting things will happen... I don't like to talk about old stuff...

But after reading one of my old post in here, there was a story about my "far uncle" with his damn company, right? Well guess what, my prediction was right HAHA! Bankrupt yoooooor! His hair is all grey now, living in a pitiful place... I feel too sad for him... But at the same time, satisfied... Because I'm sure he'll be way better like that with his wife.

Aaaanyway... I have nothing else much to say about my life... I have a lot to say to my close friends and girlfriend though... but they don't come here since I don't allow them to view some of my online stuff...

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Youtube

New video added into my "NPB's way" collection...
Wow, isn't that cheap? It shows how lazy I am... Honestly, I wrote down so many ideas for my future videos (many stupid things happen around me and I notice them right away)... And I only made the most simple and cheapest sketches among them all for my first random video... I think I need a partner to perform some of my scripts for me since I'm afraid I wouldn't have time or I wouldn't have what it takes to do all of them perfectly... For real, I keep asking to so many people if they wanna make a video or not... If they're interested, I'd just deal with them... If it's a success, you guys will be notified...

NPB's Way Randomness Part 1

Obviously, there's gonna be so many parts... Most of my videos should last about 5 minutes total. I can't add more in order to keep the average video quality and no delayed image/sound. I've cut off some parts and I will add them in part 2.
I just felt like talking about this past winter since we had crazy snow storm... But I made it short... As for the beer thing, that was based on what happened to my brother... He really thought a beer was a twister (I forgot the brand - it was not Stella Artois), and he kept trying to open it until his hand was bleeding... Ha... There was another time when he was using a beer opener but he was too aggressive, he broke the glass of the bottle and had another deep cut once again... Ah well... Let's move on... The "karma" thing... We were playing poker and out of nowhere, my friend caught a fly with a paper towel (hell yeah he was quick), he squashed it, sneezed on it pretty much in a very disgusting way... Then, since he also wanted to pee, well you know the rest... When he came out, he said "The fly was amazingly still alive swimming"... Hmm... Computer graphic thing... Yeah that one was mostly based on how my parents or anyone who has never played video games in their life reacted... I just hold a PS3 controller and look at the TV and they would think I'm playing a game even if it's "news and weathercasting" on TV screen... Ridiculous... And it's been selected as one of my ridiculously cheap scenes for that video... Aaah... Oh yeah the one about "message"... I actually have an alternate version, a very long version. I'll upload that video PRIVATELY in my friend's "YakSa86" and only people who added that account as friend can view it. ONLY people who subscribed to NPBxk can be friend to that YakSa account. HEHE. A message that people should subscribe... But anyway, since I feel kind, I can write what I said in the video:

"I'm guessing they like my voice on the answering machine... It's a fucking 15 seconds speech damn it, if you don't have any message, just hang up, right? Or the person gets nervous at the end and "oh shit I don't know what to say anymore" but to have this happening so many times from the same people is... hmmMMMmm... and another possibility? Yeah... But it would be way too retarded to keep talking to an answering machine until you realize it's an answering machine and oops you have to hang up... Also, since when a person can answer a call after his own answering machine has done doing its bleep? "Blah blah blah, please, leave a message after the tone, thank you. *BLEEEP*... Hello?"... It cannot happen... Gotta call again once the answering machine has started..."

Anyway, incoming videos? Yes but we'll find out what they will be about... Surprise...

I fell down like that today, in public after using ninja jumps as shortcut WITH A HUGE HEAVY BACKPACK... Right after the landing of a spectacular jump over a huge rail, I was sliding, my left knee touching the ice hidden under the snow... Then I didn't move for 1 second at the end... Traumatized that such a master like me fell like that... AHHHHHHH!!! I've been thinking for hours what really made me unbalanced when I was in midair despite the backpack... The top of the rail was just weird shaped when I touched it before the jump...

Oh well... I'm still known as "The Lord of Stairs" HAHAHA... I beat my personal record... I can go up the stairs with the speed average of 0.5 seconds every 14 steps... 0.25 for 7 steps skipped with my left foot, the other 0.25 for 7 steps skipped with my right foot... I can keep going up faster... Everything will be on video later... Stairs of 100 steps, I can get up there in 3.5 seconds... Wooh hooh! Beat that!

Aaaaanyway... Are you ready for NPB's Way - Online Predators?! Say yeaaaaaah!

Happy New Year again and again though we are January 10th!

Do you know what's the rule of the last man standing? Everyone gotta get drunk and we gotta party all night until only one survives... Obviously, others have to sleep (or should I say "pass out")... There must be a camcorder in the living room, placed there and everybody should know it. The last man standing should make sure everyone is passed out, then he should take the camera and film every single person sleeping (all in one shot, walking around the place, no camera cut). That's how we determine the winner the day after, watching the video and make fun of losers. If everyone passed out, there's no winner. This "last man standing" rule can be played with money, in which for example, everyone who will play have to put 10 bucks... The winner takes it all... If no winner, money gets back to everyone. This whole last man standing concept has been created by me and my teammates from the training. I hope some of you would try this and enjoy.

- NPB

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Tonight, they called me to go see many things!

Not gonna say everything but it's been hell of a windy day! Many road signs were ripped off. I could enjoy jumping 10 meters far in the wind direction rather than 3 meters in normal condition.
Dunkin Donuts in East Jean-Talon has been taken on fire right in front of my face... Firefighters all over the place but there was 10 times more police cars than firefighter trucks. Police cars were blocking the whole streets. I took everything on video but then the medias bought my SD card (which contains my videos). Sorry but I just made money there, which is better than posting them up here without any profit. Coolest thing is that I'm packed with multiple SD cards. I pretended to leave but then later, I came back right after the medias left. Retaken in videos 45 minutes later after the whole thing started... 45!!! Cops still agitated... C'mooon... Tim Horton's owns.


I went to eat at McDonald's with some special discount tickets... Went back there, cops still having fun being overexcited in their cars... They refuse to step out of their cars! Just for 10 meters, they traveled by car... I gotta admit, I would have done the same, it's a f*cking crazy windy day! Plus, just two streets further, in front of a bar called "BAR RD" A guy got shot... I went to walk by, I was just 2 meters from that guy... He was in the middle of the street, bleeding... At first, I went to the corner discretely just to make sure there's gonna be no random bullets hitting me, but... 30 people were there, out of the bar, surrounding him... ONLY GIRLS!!!!! One girl went to the guy and yelled "STAND UP!"... other girls were just decorations... Then she looked at me and other girls, yelling "HE'S BLEEDING! CALL THE GUYS TO HELP ME OUT!"... One girl called the medics... One ran towards the agitated cops surrounding dunkin donuts... Meanwhile, the girl kept yelling at the guy to stand up as she forced him to stand up... I admire her leadership but... I was like "Sorry but... Don't force him to stand up. It's not good for him to use too much energy. It will require faster blood circulation and he's gonna bleed more faster. So... Let him lay on the ground. Put him face up, put your coat under his head, put his hand on his wound and try to prevent the blood from coming out. Stay like that until medics arrive. They will handle the rest. He'll be fine guaranteed."
C'moooooooooon... That guy is soft... 1 bullet through his intestine is nothing in my training camp... Not gonna take a good shit for a while but still, it's quickly "healable"...
That type of bullet didn't seem to burst inside his wound, even better news...

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For my new videos, don't forget to check the facts in here:

CLICK HERE

I usually post the facts before I upload the videos.
Watch for my friend's account as I might be FINALLY uploading something I was supposed to upload a while ago.

My ancestor looked like a hero in this game:



Anyway... Let's start randomly... "NPB, what's going on?!"
Well I'll tell you guys some updates... (Though I forgot what I wanted to tell you guys...)
I swear, everytime something cool happened, I was always like "Oh yeah I should tell you guys about something on my blog!" but I've never done it until now and I forgot about 30% of it...

Well, first of all, for being too sick, I've lost 5 pounds... nnnNNOOOOO!!! My goal was to gain pounds! ... Honestly, I lost my pace in home training... It's always like that during the winter... Losing 5 pounds is like losing 5 favorite underwears... You gotta go buy more but too lazy... Like how I wanna regain more weight but too lazy to train myself now...

I've recovered myself very slowly and naturally... No medic pills taken or anything... I haven't got any vaccination against flu for years and years and I've never got a flu until now... My immunoglobulins (dunno if I type it right) are pretty strong...

Doctor told me to keep sleeping on my left so yeah I did it until I felt better...
It's funny how people suspected that I got shot... Especially when I've lied about my back many years ago which turned out to be knife scars... Not a normal wound...

Well I'm on a day-to-day recovery, so I have some free time... I can finally get back to my "entertainment" projects and post in AG which I already started slowly... Christmas is coming soon!!! K-Huuuuyaaaaah! ...

My teammates said they missed their leader and they didn't like my assistant leader (currently replacing me)... HAHA! Well guess what, I didn't miss any of the *bleep* from there! I'm home! Wheee! Die teammates, diiiie! :P

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Oh Youtube fans (in case you guys found me here somehow HAHA!)... Wait for my post about a video trailer if I can make it possible to be released early...
Those who are in facebook would know the truth about something which will be in the trailer...

As you can see, I still haven't asked anyone to go look at my youtube stuff... I think I'll let it be...

And... Oh yeah my bro is... homosexual...
Naaah just kidding... He left the camera at his friend's house... WHAAAAAT?! Just when I have my free times recovering myself...

Oh yeah I was supposed to drive my mom to clinic because she has no car (car accident)... but... The morning, my car was totally 6 feet under the snow (exaggerating a little bit) but... I hope you get what I mean... Crazy snow storm, I couldn't see my car... Result: My mom went with my bro but came back on foot... My bro has a private parking spot that I'm not allowed to park my car there... Bastard...

Blah... Boring story of my life eh? I'm supposed to be an entertainer to friends and here I am, writing boring stuff I did... Wooh hooh! It's like cooking them a rotten chicken when I'm the chef...

Ok forget about my concept...

You know, I've made my friends laughed so much that when I try to sound serious, my friends still go like "HAHAHA" right in my face... WTF!!! Like when I just say "Well today I just try to reduce my physical activities..."... They go like "HAHAHA!"... What the hell was so funny? Were they thinking naughty to laugh like that? Sometimes I wanna go like "Hey ladies and gentlemen, my comedy show was already over long time ago..."...

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Oh yeah, when I take my time to meet and talk with new people online who popped out of nowhere on my msn, why do they have to tell me about their sad life? I mean... It's like they hope I'm gonna help them... Haha... It's like I should forget about charity and go and share with them... Honestly, I'm sorry for being cruel but... My life is my life... Yours is yours... I make my own decisions in my life, like a deal, like a promise, like a contract lasting until it's done... If I'm born as the nephew of a multi-billionaire, then did anyone give me a mission of life to do anything with the money I get? Seriously, with all the pressure I already had in the society, I hate to be rich, greedy, selfish, etc... Stop telling me sad stories about your family as if they would die from illness and THEN I'll help in the future... If I hear about whoever is dying when it's not even affecting me, I let that person die... If not, I go generous... I do it MY way...

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By the way, who are the stalkers? I feel that not only 1 person is spying on me but like 20... Hahaha it's good to have some fans... :P Please don't be shy, say something if one of you read this... HAHA!

AHHH I'm so out of ideas... See ya! I'm out...