Syndication16 Sep 2008 - 02:34:39 am
Holly Cow
Yeah "Holly Cow" as my title... Where the hell did my friends and stalkers go, right? Numbers of viewers have dramatically dropped since I got busy (and lazy).
I hope they'll get back in here... But it doesn't matter anyway, I'm sure I'll get some new stalkers later... HAHA...
-BANG!- EDITED - Took me some free times from 3 days to finish this post!
You don't need to read all. Just look at the titles in bold to know what each subject is about. My longest ever!
Hacking my own lost password?
Talking about "lost password", some people might be wondering, "dude I thought you were a deadly hacker"... That's right... I secured my password so much that I couldn't crack them by myself... And oh yeah, using "social engineering" on myself didn't work either (pfhaha what a rotten joke)... Old stuff in cookies, temp* were gone, the website has registered the password but once again, it's crypted... And to decrypt it, well, it's like a 1 000 bucks budget for me... That's how much of an effort it's demanding for a lazy person like me. Yeah, I would steal passwords if you pay me 1 000 bucks but then again, I can't pay myself to find this one... This password of mine... Yet the most logical and comfortable way to recover my own damn password was to be civilized first. If it doesn't work, I might have to go to "desperate mode" someday. Fortunately, it worked. Always be civilized first...
Downtown Montreal - My flirt stories
I've been there quite often nowadays around 5pm to 9pm. As usual, when I have my longer stylish hair, I'm being flirted or "looked at" by Asian girls way more than white girls... And recently, with my short hair, it's the opposite... And I personally don't think I am handsome... I think it's my way of looking and smiling... I think I've broken my personal record of "numbers of girls flirting me in one day"... Here's how I go... I'm really enjoying this kind of "move"... I feel like I'm back in "playboy mode" but with strangers instead of school mates...
Before I cross the streets on a red light (like a typical Montreal pedestrian), I was being followed by a girl so I was waiting for the green light this time (like an outsider) to let her walk pass me. But she was waiting with me (like an outsider as well), and two hot chicks across the streets were walking towards me (like typical Montreal pedestrians, since the light was still red) so I stared at them with a look of "Ahhh crap I forgot to cross the street... a car is coming..."... I mean, really stare! HAHA! And the girls were like "Yay!" looking at me and raising arms together, so I was smiling/laughing and they tapped my back, smiling too and I swear I had plenty time to ask them out or something because my smile seems to be like a magnet (as they stood there waiting for me to say something) but I was like "I'll get you girls one day... Anyway, I gotta go!" ( "Je vais vous avoir un jour, les filles! En tout cas, faut que j'y aille!" in French... as it sounds more normal in French because in English, I would sound like a sexual predator... "I'm gonna get you girls! *Drools*" )... and no I'm not regretting that... They're hot but not my types to have as long term relationship. They were "Hot for one-night-standing" type of girls... HAHA! I vow to myself to be as clean as possible before heading to a serious relation. As I was crossing the street, the girl who was waiting for the green light with me was also crossing the street but... very close to me, right next to me so I had to look at her with a "o_º" look... She was looking at me with little eyes of "wow you damn playboy I suspect you" hahaha! So I was doing a "oops" face and she laughed and I was smiling and doing the
with one hand and somehow she took that hand... Right... So I had an average looking girl with sexy body on high heels boots holding my hand while walking. Strange but I felt like it was normal when it's not supposed to be normal... So near Eaton Center, I was like "Alright, I'm gonna have to go there so... Erm I can take you shopping with me and maybe grab some foods if you're hungry..." <--- It came out really fast like that though inside of me, I didn't really wanna ask her out hahaha! Just feeling "polite". But she was like "Ah I gotta go to my class, but thank you! We should do this another time! What's your number?" and I was like D'OH in my mind... "Can I get yours instead? :) "
And I'm hoping she wouldn't wait for me on the street if I don't call her...
Don't wanna date her hahaha... Otherwise I'd be accompanying her to her class...
Then at the mall, I opened the door and saw a hot chick about to get in as well so I stayed there, holding the door and looking at her with a smile on my face (oh yeah I was soooo in the mood that day, smiling at everyone), then she took that door and smiled at me back, as a message "Thanks and now I'm holding that door for you mister". ... Weird move hahaha! "Eh?" and alright I walked in and we split up... Ok that was nothing much but I felt like... Wow what the heck is going on today... So many doors opened for me to make a move... I was wishing for a hot korean or chinese girl to... I dunno, be less shy and open a path for me to do something about it... HAHAHA just an expression. Didn't happen at all... They may only smile back but nothing else... Ahhh... I'll find that day... I'm confident it's gonna happen... My friends were like "I'm sure those girls want money from you" and I was like "Hell yeaaah! They won't get it!".
Youtube Time! Speed fighting demo! NPB's thoughts about street fighting.
Too long, the text was sent here, click!
Descriptions about the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVdzdKjGth0
Too long again, so same link as above!
MY PRIVATE YOUTUBE VIDEOS
Rules have changed. Only subscribers can add NPBxk as friend to view the private ones. Muhuhahaha! NPB's Way Private Videos are usually unwanted scenes or bloopers or too much for public. The Private options have changed. That's why my rules have changed along with it. A way to attract more curious people. Every single public video I make in NPBxk account must come with a private video. So the "accent" one will surely have one private video where I take it to another level. I've uploaded a part but deleted it because it was too short. I thought about making some "compiled parts" video instead, with more insane accents and more about my languages.
Anyway. Here's a screenshot of a private video.
You can see in the channel info, I would always update the "Number Of Uploaded Private Videos: **" part.
INCOMING VIDEOS CURRENTLY ON PROJECTS?
- Cartoon Sketch is a must. In my previous lost account, just with a "test" video, people were private messaging me on how great that was (the idea and all). So it's still on its way. The incoming one is... "Think positive". All comedy.
- "NPB's Way - Monopoly Here & Now Montreal" will be made. I've been "youtube searching around" for more but no one from my city has been ranting about it. So I'll do it for them.
- "NPB's Way - Online World" will be made. Oh hell yeah some people are gonna like me and some others are gonna hate me for that. Surprise. I'll be talking about a lot of victims. :P - No Screenshot -
- "Private - NPB takes his accents to another level". The title says it all... -SHHHHLING!- Imagine my accents in public version, multiplied by 5 times to sound even worse/crazier/funnier, sounding like one of the worst imigrants.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NPB'S WAY - ONLINE PREDATORS VIDEO?
I've finished it until I realized other comedians (not on youtube) performed the parody almost exactly the same way as I did (but they made "penguin and bear" thing, something like that). I didn't want to look like I stole the idea. Mine was half cartoon and half acting. I totally cancelled that video production.
I hope they'll get back in here... But it doesn't matter anyway, I'm sure I'll get some new stalkers later... HAHA...
-BANG!- EDITED - Took me some free times from 3 days to finish this post!
You don't need to read all. Just look at the titles in bold to know what each subject is about. My longest ever!
Hacking my own lost password?
Talking about "lost password", some people might be wondering, "dude I thought you were a deadly hacker"... That's right... I secured my password so much that I couldn't crack them by myself... And oh yeah, using "social engineering" on myself didn't work either (pfhaha what a rotten joke)... Old stuff in cookies, temp* were gone, the website has registered the password but once again, it's crypted... And to decrypt it, well, it's like a 1 000 bucks budget for me... That's how much of an effort it's demanding for a lazy person like me. Yeah, I would steal passwords if you pay me 1 000 bucks but then again, I can't pay myself to find this one... This password of mine... Yet the most logical and comfortable way to recover my own damn password was to be civilized first. If it doesn't work, I might have to go to "desperate mode" someday. Fortunately, it worked. Always be civilized first...
Downtown Montreal - My flirt stories
I've been there quite often nowadays around 5pm to 9pm. As usual, when I have my longer stylish hair, I'm being flirted or "looked at" by Asian girls way more than white girls... And recently, with my short hair, it's the opposite... And I personally don't think I am handsome... I think it's my way of looking and smiling... I think I've broken my personal record of "numbers of girls flirting me in one day"... Here's how I go... I'm really enjoying this kind of "move"... I feel like I'm back in "playboy mode" but with strangers instead of school mates...
Before I cross the streets on a red light (like a typical Montreal pedestrian), I was being followed by a girl so I was waiting for the green light this time (like an outsider) to let her walk pass me. But she was waiting with me (like an outsider as well), and two hot chicks across the streets were walking towards me (like typical Montreal pedestrians, since the light was still red) so I stared at them with a look of "Ahhh crap I forgot to cross the street... a car is coming..."... I mean, really stare! HAHA! And the girls were like "Yay!" looking at me and raising arms together, so I was smiling/laughing and they tapped my back, smiling too and I swear I had plenty time to ask them out or something because my smile seems to be like a magnet (as they stood there waiting for me to say something) but I was like "I'll get you girls one day... Anyway, I gotta go!" ( "Je vais vous avoir un jour, les filles! En tout cas, faut que j'y aille!" in French... as it sounds more normal in French because in English, I would sound like a sexual predator... "I'm gonna get you girls! *Drools*" )... and no I'm not regretting that... They're hot but not my types to have as long term relationship. They were "Hot for one-night-standing" type of girls... HAHA! I vow to myself to be as clean as possible before heading to a serious relation. As I was crossing the street, the girl who was waiting for the green light with me was also crossing the street but... very close to me, right next to me so I had to look at her with a "o_º" look... She was looking at me with little eyes of "wow you damn playboy I suspect you" hahaha! So I was doing a "oops" face and she laughed and I was smiling and doing the
with one hand and somehow she took that hand... Right... So I had an average looking girl with sexy body on high heels boots holding my hand while walking. Strange but I felt like it was normal when it's not supposed to be normal... So near Eaton Center, I was like "Alright, I'm gonna have to go there so... Erm I can take you shopping with me and maybe grab some foods if you're hungry..." <--- It came out really fast like that though inside of me, I didn't really wanna ask her out hahaha! Just feeling "polite". But she was like "Ah I gotta go to my class, but thank you! We should do this another time! What's your number?" and I was like D'OH in my mind... "Can I get yours instead? :) "And I'm hoping she wouldn't wait for me on the street if I don't call her...
Don't wanna date her hahaha... Otherwise I'd be accompanying her to her class...
Then at the mall, I opened the door and saw a hot chick about to get in as well so I stayed there, holding the door and looking at her with a smile on my face (oh yeah I was soooo in the mood that day, smiling at everyone), then she took that door and smiled at me back, as a message "Thanks and now I'm holding that door for you mister". ... Weird move hahaha! "Eh?" and alright I walked in and we split up... Ok that was nothing much but I felt like... Wow what the heck is going on today... So many doors opened for me to make a move... I was wishing for a hot korean or chinese girl to... I dunno, be less shy and open a path for me to do something about it... HAHAHA just an expression. Didn't happen at all... They may only smile back but nothing else... Ahhh... I'll find that day... I'm confident it's gonna happen... My friends were like "I'm sure those girls want money from you" and I was like "Hell yeaaah! They won't get it!".
Youtube Time! Speed fighting demo! NPB's thoughts about street fighting.
Too long, the text was sent here, click!
Descriptions about the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVdzdKjGth0
Too long again, so same link as above!
MY PRIVATE YOUTUBE VIDEOS
Rules have changed. Only subscribers can add NPBxk as friend to view the private ones. Muhuhahaha! NPB's Way Private Videos are usually unwanted scenes or bloopers or too much for public. The Private options have changed. That's why my rules have changed along with it. A way to attract more curious people. Every single public video I make in NPBxk account must come with a private video. So the "accent" one will surely have one private video where I take it to another level. I've uploaded a part but deleted it because it was too short. I thought about making some "compiled parts" video instead, with more insane accents and more about my languages.
Anyway. Here's a screenshot of a private video.
You can see in the channel info, I would always update the "Number Of Uploaded Private Videos: **" part.
INCOMING VIDEOS CURRENTLY ON PROJECTS?
- Cartoon Sketch is a must. In my previous lost account, just with a "test" video, people were private messaging me on how great that was (the idea and all). So it's still on its way. The incoming one is... "Think positive". All comedy.
- "NPB's Way - Monopoly Here & Now Montreal" will be made. I've been "youtube searching around" for more but no one from my city has been ranting about it. So I'll do it for them.
- "NPB's Way - Online World" will be made. Oh hell yeah some people are gonna like me and some others are gonna hate me for that. Surprise. I'll be talking about a lot of victims. :P - No Screenshot -
- "Private - NPB takes his accents to another level". The title says it all... -SHHHHLING!- Imagine my accents in public version, multiplied by 5 times to sound even worse/crazier/funnier, sounding like one of the worst imigrants.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NPB'S WAY - ONLINE PREDATORS VIDEO?
I've finished it until I realized other comedians (not on youtube) performed the parody almost exactly the same way as I did (but they made "penguin and bear" thing, something like that). I didn't want to look like I stole the idea. Mine was half cartoon and half acting. I totally cancelled that video production.
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